when someone asks what its like to be young these days

whenincambridge:

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(via heyfunniest)




arachnids-arisen:

arachnids-arisen:

i mean dude

2013 even looks like a shitty number to me and it was a shitty year

2014 looks so much more appealing to me.

2014 is going to be a good year, i can feel it.

no words can explain how wrong i was.

(via linuxusers)



my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

my-lovely-little-micool:

cake-full-of-fist:

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

OKAY REAL TALK, I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS SASSY PIECE OF SHIT KAWAII FUCKER AND LEMME TELL YOU OFF THE TOP THAT I PULLED SHIT OUT OVER AT A PARTY AND OF COURSE PEOPLE WERE ALL LIKE “BRUH, LMAOOOO”  AND LIKE NO DUDE THE LAST THING I WAS EXPECTING WAS FOR THIS BARBIE COLORED FUCK TO ACTUALLY SPOOK UP SOME KIND OF SHIT LIKE 5MINS IN WITH PLAYING WITH THIS I LEFT TO GET A DRINK AND WHEN I CAME BACK EVERYONE LOOKED LIKE THEY SHAT THEMSELFS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND I JUST KINDA LOOKED AT THE BOARD AND I ASKED WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HAPPENED AND I AS SOON AS I MOVED TO TOUCH IT EVERYONE STARTED SCREAMING LIKE I DK WHAT HAPPEND IN THAT BRIEF MOMENT I LEFT BUT THE HOUSE ENDED UP SMELLING LIKE STRAWBERRIES AND DEAD LEAFS FOR LIKE A WHOLE MONTH, LIKE I ACTUALLY DON’T REALLY CARE WHAT KIND OF SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT THEY BROUGHT UP INTO THE HOUSE BUT HEY, YOU KNOW THE MOTTO 'KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB”

SOFT GRUNGE PASTEL ROSY BUBBLE GUM FRU FRU SATANIC SHIT

(Source: kitschyofficial, via linuxusers)




catholicnun:

my g spot is located about 2 inches inside your wallet

(via this--too--shall--pass)



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